Pidxinxem is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, generous
otter.
Pidxinxem created oxygen nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pidxinxem, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Pidxinxem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Pidxinxem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Pidxinxem's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. Run away if five eagles approach from the north.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.