Govgoddum is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing
clam.
Govgoddum created matter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Govgoddum, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Govgoddum, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Govgoddum's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Govgoddum's Holy Commandments1. Put Govgoddum first in all things.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
5. You must love Govgoddum.