Farquagnellsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful deer.

Farquagnellsaw created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farquagnellsaw, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farquagnellsaw, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Farquagnellsaw's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Farquagnellsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Farquagnellsaw on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing gray tights and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.