Watkandiss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking aardvark.

Watkandiss created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watkandiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watkandiss, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Watkandiss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Watkandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watkandiss.