Milhappib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented centipede.

Milhappib created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Milhappib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Milhappib, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Milhappib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Milhappib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing cyan dresses.