Vadtarpflap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, passionate giraffe.

Vadtarpflap created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtarpflap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vadtarpflap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vadtarpflap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vadtarpflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.