Kopbepmethen Dinafgam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient bee.

Kopbepmethen Dinafgam created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kopbepmethen Dinafgam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kopbepmethen Dinafgam, it will turn you into a rock.

Kopbepmethen Dinafgam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kopbepmethen Dinafgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.