Fotfumkad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind grasshopper.

Fotfumkad created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Fotfumkad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotfumkad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fotfumkad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fotfumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing orange ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bread.