Jinhaptenzanpadnigsig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, caring salamander.

Jinhaptenzanpadnigsig created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinhaptenzanpadnigsig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jinhaptenzanpadnigsig, it will not care at all.

Jinhaptenzanpadnigsig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jinhaptenzanpadnigsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.