Pagfligtafripmabgebabrill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring yak.

Pagfligtafripmabgebabrill created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Pagfligtafripmabgebabrill, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagfligtafripmabgebabrill, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pagfligtafripmabgebabrill's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pagfligtafripmabgebabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing fawn shorts and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing pink coats and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pagfligtafripmabgebabrill on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if six otters approach from the south.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.