Nigartrat Godflagbab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent capybara.

Nigartrat Godflagbab created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigartrat Godflagbab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigartrat Godflagbab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nigartrat Godflagbab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nigartrat Godflagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Nigartrat Godflagbab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry goats.