Farnfodstig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, smart clam.

Farnfodstig created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnfodstig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnfodstig, it will turn you into a tree.

Farnfodstig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Farnfodstig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farnfodstig.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Farnfodstig.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.