Fotflatmigmif is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited capybara.

Fotflatmigmif created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotflatmigmif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fotflatmigmif, it will turn you into a rock.

Fotflatmigmif's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fotflatmigmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never eat limes.