Litkabcun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring goblin.

Litkabcun created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Litkabcun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litkabcun, it will turn you into a snail.

Litkabcun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Litkabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must never eat carrots.