Nillwabvonbed is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, able butterfly.

Nillwabvonbed created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nillwabvonbed, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nillwabvonbed, he will turn you into a slug.

Nillwabvonbed's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nillwabvonbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.