Wadfatjon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident guinea pig.

Wadfatjon created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfatjon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadfatjon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wadfatjon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wadfatjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing green rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadfatjon.