Febbadtig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever lion.

Febbadtig created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Febbadtig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febbadtig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Febbadtig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Febbadtig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.