Lipstansat Flandumdim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental cobra.

Lipstansat Flandumdim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipstansat Flandumdim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipstansat Flandumdim, it will torture you forever.

Lipstansat Flandumdim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lipstansat Flandumdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing purple shirts.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Never eat green fruit.