Appcubwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic slug.

Appcubwod created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appcubwod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appcubwod, she will turn you into a worm.

Appcubwod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Appcubwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips on fasting days.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never hop in the presence of voles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.