Gebgigjopmipnatveglamkan Yarpbomtom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind sheep.

Gebgigjopmipnatveglamkan Yarpbomtom created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebgigjopmipnatveglamkan Yarpbomtom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gebgigjopmipnatveglamkan Yarpbomtom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebgigjopmipnatveglamkan Yarpbomtom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gebgigjopmipnatveglamkan Yarpbomtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.