Tomruttyart is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional coyote.

Tomruttyart created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomruttyart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomruttyart, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tomruttyart's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tomruttyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.