Yoglargzod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient rat.

Yoglargzod created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yoglargzod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yoglargzod, she will turn you into a duck.

Yoglargzod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yoglargzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed peas to eagles while wearing turquoise hats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.