Appgemcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring gorilla.

Appgemcuss created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Appgemcuss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appgemcuss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Appgemcuss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Appgemcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing black corsets and balancing eight zinc spheres on your arms.