Sterzenfun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty butterfly.

Sterzenfun created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterzenfun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sterzenfun, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sterzenfun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sterzenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sterzenfun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing white corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.

5. Do not shave your back.