Tafgadcun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous crab.

Tafgadcun created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgadcun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tafgadcun, it will make you grow a tail.

Tafgadcun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tafgadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not covet oxen.