Bonfenbest is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able wren.

Bonfenbest created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonfenbest, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonfenbest, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bonfenbest's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bonfenbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bonfenbest.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bonfenbest on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.