Omincusssit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, competent hare.

Omincusssit created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Omincusssit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Omincusssit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Omincusssit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Omincusssit's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed lemons to porpoises while wearing purple ear rings.