Nabfomdiss Bafnabflabfadlistcitbogtom Rillxinjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy scorpion.

Nabfomdiss Bafnabflabfadlistcitbogtom Rillxinjip created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabfomdiss Bafnabflabfadlistcitbogtom Rillxinjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabfomdiss Bafnabflabfadlistcitbogtom Rillxinjip, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nabfomdiss Bafnabflabfadlistcitbogtom Rillxinjip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nabfomdiss Bafnabflabfadlistcitbogtom Rillxinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nabfomdiss Bafnabflabfadlistcitbogtom Rillxinjip.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Do not chop down trees.