Targappsog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, moody dragon.

Targappsog created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Targappsog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targappsog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Targappsog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Targappsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not covet oxen.