Likhapwan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust hydra.

Likhapwan created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likhapwan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Likhapwan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Likhapwan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Likhapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Likhapwan first in all things.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Likhapwan's priests.