Bogspagsis is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, passionate hummingbird.

Bogspagsis created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Bogspagsis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogspagsis, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogspagsis' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bogspagsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Bogspagsis on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogspagsis.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always stare at clouds.