Wonlunmad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-powerful fairy.

Wonlunmad created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlunmad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wonlunmad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wonlunmad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wonlunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never feed apples to geese while wearing green shorts.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.