Cemjinab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless cobra.

Cemjinab created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Cemjinab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemjinab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cemjinab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cemjinab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Cemjinab loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.