Bonkripzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane snail.

Bonkripzod created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkripzod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkripzod, it will ignore you.

Bonkripzod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bonkripzod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bonkripzod.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from purple sheep, for they are unholy.