Yatpidflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, loving wombat.

Yatpidflig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Yatpidflig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatpidflig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yatpidflig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yatpidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.