Tabrigyar is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful
shark.
Tabrigyar created the planet Earth four million years ago.
If you believe in
Tabrigyar, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tabrigyar, she will come to you in dreams.
Tabrigyar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Tabrigyar's Holy Commandments1. Hide if four nematodes approach from the south.
2. Do not kill porpoises.
3. Never wear turquoise scarves.
4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tabrigyar on top of all buildings.