Gamdimwonarf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong bat.

Gamdimwonarf created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamdimwonarf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gamdimwonarf, it will not care at all.

Gamdimwonarf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gamdimwonarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Gamdimwonarf loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.