Gamdimwonarf is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong
bat.
Gamdimwonarf created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gamdimwonarf, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gamdimwonarf, it will not care at all.
Gamdimwonarf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Gamdimwonarf's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about lentils.
2. Feed all hungry mice.
3. Gamdimwonarf loves nematodes, so they must be respected.
4. Never talk about nebulae.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.