Dimtaddap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous yak.

Dimtaddap created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimtaddap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimtaddap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dimtaddap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dimtaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three cats approach from the south.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.