Zodjonpig Gar is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying capybara.

Zodjonpig Gar created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodjonpig Gar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodjonpig Gar, it will think nothing of it.

Zodjonpig Gar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zodjonpig Gar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zodjonpig Gar.