Mifhubbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful monkey.

Mifhubbarn created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Mifhubbarn, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifhubbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mifhubbarn's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mifhubbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face indigo.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Always obey Mifhubbarn's priests.

5. Never eat bark.