Batbindin Sablitbun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest finch.

Batbindin Sablitbun created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Batbindin Sablitbun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batbindin Sablitbun, he will laugh at you.

Batbindin Sablitbun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Batbindin Sablitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.