Wongepspag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless ferret.

Wongepspag created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongepspag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wongepspag, he will turn you into a tree.

Wongepspag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wongepspag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away if four ants approach from the west.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Put Wongepspag first in all things.