Homtofvig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise duck.

Homtofvig created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtofvig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Homtofvig, it will turn you into a plant.

Homtofvig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Homtofvig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homtofvig.

5. Homtofvig loves geese, so they must be respected.