Dumgigjan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain gerbil.

Dumgigjan created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dumgigjan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumgigjan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dumgigjan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dumgigjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed lots of corn to nematodes while wearing green tights.