Bugomtvad Omtkipgess is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional turtle.

Bugomtvad Omtkipgess created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Bugomtvad Omtkipgess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugomtvad Omtkipgess, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bugomtvad Omtkipgess' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bugomtvad Omtkipgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Run away from brown horses, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.