Arnwotgad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered chicken.

Arnwotgad created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnwotgad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arnwotgad, it will ignore you.

Arnwotgad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Arnwotgad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Arnwotgad four times a day.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.