Latmobpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, smart crow.

Latmobpop created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Latmobpop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latmobpop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Latmobpop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Latmobpop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Latmobpop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Latmobpop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Respect your elders.