Dibbenvin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish chicken.

Dibbenvin created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbenvin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibbenvin, he will turn you into a snail.

Dibbenvin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dibbenvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing yellow shorts and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

2. Never wear blue tights.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near horses while wearing gray hats.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. You must never eat bread.