Nurldoggon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying raven.

Nurldoggon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldoggon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurldoggon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nurldoggon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nurldoggon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Run away if five cats approach from the north.