Didwonrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful dragonfly.

Didwonrow created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didwonrow, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didwonrow, she will turn you into a duck.

Didwonrow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Didwonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Didwonrow.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed corn to dogs while wearing dresses.

5. Do not shave your legs.