Komvinzak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent hippopotamus.

Komvinzak created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komvinzak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komvinzak, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Komvinzak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Komvinzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing orange coats and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Komvinzak in the centre of the settlement.