Jancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving swallow.

Jancuss created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jancuss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jancuss, he will destroy your home planet.

Jancuss' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Jancuss on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about galaxies.